How's things going with u and paint-ler
Anonymous

Nothing is going on with Paint-ler and me…

We probably won’t see each other for a long time, either.

Oh yeah also I guess your adopted son or whatever, Ted, had a thing in his head that he didn't tell anyone about and it kinda wiped his brain clean completely and irreversibly so.... You can't even talk to him about what happened and make amends because he's never met you in his life.
Anonymous

-does a little jig and sings a jaunty tune- You fucked up, your life is done~ You drove 'em all away in the sake of "fun"~ You put yourself before your loved ooooooooones~~~ You fucked up, and your life is done!
Anonymous

If you don't want to talk about it now, it's fine love. Please take all the time you need. >3< We'll be patient, well hopefully anyways. >3>
Anonymous

Thank you…

Long time monsieur Goldler im glad to see you again, How is your family?

Oh! Coffee-ler! It’s been a while! Uhh…the family…

…The family isn’t doing so well right now…

So what just happened? Are you and Paint no longer in engaged? Did you two just break up?
Anonymous

…I don’t want to talk about this right now

@ Paintler

ask-paint-ler:

ask-the-gold-ler:

…I…I’m sorry but..I…

(covers his mouth and snickers)

I can’t believe you said…Okay, no, no, be serious. Sorry. Alright…I understand. I understand. I’ll clean up.

…But I’m not sure where to start…

-clears his throat- 

You can start being not being so possessive and sexual all the time. That’s a good place to begin…

Oh, and this- 

-fishes out a necklace from under his shirt, the golden ring on the end of it. It takes the necklace off and hands it to Gold-

You can give this back when you feel like you got things sorted out. Until then, I’m staying here with Ted. 

…..And I’m going to say this flat out.

I don’t want you out of my life completely. But that doesn’t mean I want you in my life still, romantically.

Having lots of time to think makes you consider a lot of things, Gold-ler. 

Now how about you go do the same. 

…Alright.

…I should go. I’ll…I’ll see you around.

@ Paintler

ask-paint-ler:

ask-the-gold-ler:

Paint, I— …Percy…I…no…

…This might not be the time to discuss this…but it would be best to get it over and done with…

Percy, do you want me out of your life?

……..no, not exactly…..

….I want you to clean up your act. I’ve had a lot of time to think, Gold. A lot of time to think. And in hindsight, your behavior has always been….

Toxic…..and not in like….the Britney Spears way.

…I…I’m sorry but..I…

(covers his mouth and snickers)

I can’t believe you said…Okay, no, no, be serious. Sorry. Alright…I understand. I understand. I’ll clean up.

…But I’m not sure where to start…

@ Paintler

ask-paint-ler:

ask-the-gold-ler:

…I can understand why you’d lie to me. …It’s okay.

…M-Months…I was afraid of that. I’m so sorry. I honestly don’t know what happened. To me it only feels like it’s been an hour or so. The Lorax must of…I…I don’t know how to explain…

…Is Ted at least alright?

….Alright is a good word. He’s happy and healthy….That’s all you should know. 

Only an hour, hm?

Definitely strange…not sure what to tell you about that.

Paint, I— …Percy…I…no…

…This might not be the time to discuss this…but it would be best to get it over and done with…

Percy, do you want me out of your life?

@ Paintler

ask-paint-ler:

ask-fake-ler:

-from upstairs-

PercyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

THE BARBALOOTS WON’T LEAVE DOUGHNUT ALONE!!!!!!

…….Um……

…I can understand why you’d lie to me. …It’s okay.

…M-Months…I was afraid of that. I’m so sorry. I honestly don’t know what happened. To me it only feels like it’s been an hour or so. The Lorax must of…I…I don’t know how to explain…

…Is Ted at least alright?